Installing Wife 1

INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0 CAUTION:

Extremely Powerful Software.

It Controls the Whole System. *

When installing this s/w, additional s/w like Mother-in-law 1.0 and Father-in-law 1.0 will be automatically installed in ur system. *

Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like Girl friends 1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and try to uninstall them. *

Do not install Wife 2.0 over Wife 1.0 for this may corrupt the system. *

Applications like Smoking 5.2, Drinking 6.7 , Parties 2.0 may stop working smoothly. *

Service Packs like Jewels 1, Flower 2, Sarees 3may be added for the smooth functioning of Wife 1.0. *

Resources like Time, Money would be occupied by Wife 1.0.

So Be Careful !